The Dark Record Tee

The Dark Record Tee

XS
$46.99
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The Dark Record Tee

The Dark Record Tee

$46.99
SizeXS

Oversized and boxy. Take your usual size for the boxy look, one down for closer.

Size guide

Measured on the shirt, laid flat, in inches: width across the chest, and length from the top of the shoulder to the hem. It is cut oversized: your usual size gives the boxy look; one size down sits closer.

XS — width 19⅛ · length 26½

S — width 20⅛ · length 27½

M — width 21⅛ · length 28

L — width 23⅛ · length 29

XL — width 25⅛ · length 30¼

2XL — width 27⅛ · length 31¾

Free shipping · Any two $34.99 tees for $60

The story

The Dark Record tee. He was there at the end. He remembers everything.

An engraved figure, still and certain, carrying the full weight of what it has seen.

WITNESS

Something has already been decided. The weight of it sits in the room like a fact no one will say aloud.

Black. Unisex, oversized boxy cut. Art on the front, VAMPA across the upper back.

The die was cast long ago.

Fit & fabric

Oversized and boxy, with dropped shoulders

100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton · 6 oz/yd²

Side-seamed, double-needle stitched, unisex

The art on the front, VAMPA across the upper back

Size guide

Measured on the shirt, laid flat, in inches: width across the chest, and length from the top of the shoulder to the hem. It is cut oversized: your usual size gives the boxy look; one size down sits closer.

XS — width 19⅛ · length 26½

S — width 20⅛ · length 27½

M — width 21⅛ · length 28

L — width 23⅛ · length 29

XL — width 25⅛ · length 30¼

2XL — width 27⅛ · length 31¾

Shipping & returns

Free shipping on every order within the US. Tracking is emailed the moment it ships.

Arrived damaged or wrong? Send a photo within 7 days of delivery and it is replaced free, or refunded in full — your choice, and nothing to ship back.

We don't offer change-of-mind returns — the size guide above is exact, so measure once.

Shipping & returns in full

Complete the pair — two Ascension tees for $80

Pick any tee marked "Pair: $80". The discount applies automatically at checkout.

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