Lazarus Rising Noir Tee
Any two $34.99 tees for $60. You save $9.98.
Unisex retail fit, true to size. Between sizes, take the larger.
Size guide
Your chest, measured around the fullest part, and the shirt's length from the top of the shoulder to the hem, in inches. Between sizes? Take the larger one — the fit is retail, not oversized.
XS — chest 31–34 · length 27
S — chest 34–37 · length 28
M — chest 38–41 · length 29
L — chest 42–45 · length 30
XL — chest 46–49 · length 31
2XL — chest 50–53 · length 32
Free shipping · Any two $34.99 tees for $60
The story
Lazarus Rising Noir tee. A figure tears itself upright from burial linen — jaw open, hollow eyes flooded with something that has no name for what it has just seen.
KNIGHT AND LANSQUENET
Black. Unisex, standard retail cut. The art sits on the front: dense monochrome, Caravaggio-depth shadow, the lower shroud dissolving into long vertical drips.
Composed until the very end.
After “The Knight and Lansquenet”, Hans Wechtlin, c. 1512 — The Cleveland Museum of Art, Open Access (CC0).
Fit & fabric
100% combed, ring-spun cotton
4.2 oz/yd² — light, with a little stretch
Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, unisex retail fit
The art on the front
Size guide
Your chest, measured around the fullest part, and the shirt's length from the top of the shoulder to the hem, in inches. Between sizes? Take the larger one — the fit is retail, not oversized.
XS — chest 31–34 · length 27
S — chest 34–37 · length 28
M — chest 38–41 · length 29
L — chest 42–45 · length 30
XL — chest 46–49 · length 31
2XL — chest 50–53 · length 32
Shipping & returns
Free shipping on every order within the US. Tracking is emailed the moment it ships.
Arrived damaged or wrong? Send a photo within 7 days of delivery and it is replaced free, or refunded in full — your choice, and nothing to ship back.
We don't offer change-of-mind returns — the size guide above is exact, so measure once.
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