Lazarus Rising Noir Tee

Lazarus Rising Noir Tee

XS
$34.99
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Lazarus Rising Noir Tee

Lazarus Rising Noir Tee

$34.99

Any two $34.99 tees for $60. You save $9.98.

SizeXS

Unisex retail fit, true to size. Between sizes, take the larger.

Size guide

Your chest, measured around the fullest part, and the shirt's length from the top of the shoulder to the hem, in inches. Between sizes? Take the larger one — the fit is retail, not oversized.

XS — chest 31–34 · length 27

S — chest 34–37 · length 28

M — chest 38–41 · length 29

L — chest 42–45 · length 30

XL — chest 46–49 · length 31

2XL — chest 50–53 · length 32

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The story

Lazarus Rising Noir tee. A figure tears itself upright from burial linen — jaw open, hollow eyes flooded with something that has no name for what it has just seen.

KNIGHT AND LANSQUENET

Black. Unisex, standard retail cut. The art sits on the front: dense monochrome, Caravaggio-depth shadow, the lower shroud dissolving into long vertical drips.

Composed until the very end.

After “The Knight and Lansquenet”, Hans Wechtlin, c. 1512 — The Cleveland Museum of Art, Open Access (CC0).

Fit & fabric

100% combed, ring-spun cotton

4.2 oz/yd² — light, with a little stretch

Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, unisex retail fit

The art on the front

Size guide

Your chest, measured around the fullest part, and the shirt's length from the top of the shoulder to the hem, in inches. Between sizes? Take the larger one — the fit is retail, not oversized.

XS — chest 31–34 · length 27

S — chest 34–37 · length 28

M — chest 38–41 · length 29

L — chest 42–45 · length 30

XL — chest 46–49 · length 31

2XL — chest 50–53 · length 32

Shipping & returns

Free shipping on every order within the US. Tracking is emailed the moment it ships.

Arrived damaged or wrong? Send a photo within 7 days of delivery and it is replaced free, or refunded in full — your choice, and nothing to ship back.

We don't offer change-of-mind returns — the size guide above is exact, so measure once.

Shipping & returns in full

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