Phaeton's Last Command Tee
XS
$34.99
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Phaeton's Last Command Tee
$34.99
Any two $34.99 tees for $60. You save $9.98.
Unisex retail fit, true to size. Between sizes, take the larger.
Size guide
Your chest, measured around the fullest part, and the shirt's length from the top of the shoulder to the hem, in inches. Between sizes? Take the larger one — the fit is retail, not oversized.
XS — chest 31–34 · length 27
S — chest 34–37 · length 28
M — chest 38–41 · length 29
L — chest 42–45 · length 30
XL — chest 46–49 · length 31
2XL — chest 50–53 · length 32
Free shipping · Any two $34.99 tees for $60
The story
Phaeton's Last Command tee. A warrior angel, sword drawn, caught at the moment before the fall — not a warning, a record.
NO GODS NO GROUND
White. Unisex, standard retail cut. Art on the front.
Lovely, in a terrible way.
After “Phaeton”, Hendrik Goltzius, after Cornelis Cornelisz van Haarlem, 1588 — National Gallery of Art, Washington, Open Access (CC0).
Fit & fabric
100% combed, ring-spun cotton
4.2 oz/yd² — light, with a little stretch
Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, unisex retail fit
The art on the front
Size guide
Your chest, measured around the fullest part, and the shirt's length from the top of the shoulder to the hem, in inches. Between sizes? Take the larger one — the fit is retail, not oversized.
XS — chest 31–34 · length 27
S — chest 34–37 · length 28
M — chest 38–41 · length 29
L — chest 42–45 · length 30
XL — chest 46–49 · length 31
2XL — chest 50–53 · length 32
Shipping & returns
Free shipping on every order within the US. Tracking is emailed the moment it ships.
Arrived damaged or wrong? Send a photo within 7 days of delivery and it is replaced free, or refunded in full — your choice, and nothing to ship back.
We don't offer change-of-mind returns — the size guide above is exact, so measure once.
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